elliegalaxies:

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

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fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

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I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.

(Source: traumatrae, via mathsdebater)

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snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

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I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do. (via deald)

(Source: theeducatedqueen, via mathsdebater)

62,340 notes

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

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(Source: memewhore, via generalbooty)

shiestynigga:


i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

(Source: coloursautomatic, via iliketurtlesandpotatoes)

commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

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themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

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mirkokosmos:

Robin Williams & Koko, 2001

“Robin made Koko smile — something she hadn’t done for over six months, ever since her childhood gorilla companion, Michael, passed away.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9I_QvEXDv0

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artificial-children:

86850:

lil ratty hands

He’s praying for Cheesus

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7,873 notes

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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hellogumdrop:

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU



IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

hellogumdrop:

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

image

IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

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